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Why do colleges with really crappy web pages say they have good technology programs?!

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS

If I ever marketed a caffinated water, I'd call it "H2Whoaaaa!"

I'm not stupid, I'm just misdirected!

a la mode...all the cool pies are doing it...

I'd be a really good lesbian if I liked girls...

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."

Busy people are always wishing they had 3 hands. Not me...I bet that mutant hand would always be trying to kill me in some diabolical way.

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

Some mediocre titles:
"Most powerful Canadian computer
World's tallest midget
World's third most famous belgian
Deluxe english breakfast"

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered french toast during the Renaissance.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

ShadowedFlower: hey

ANUBIS56565: hey
ANUBIS56565: umm so u gotta intiate the convo if u want me to say somethin
ShadowedFlower: lol
ShadowedFlower: suuuup

Words that sound dirty, but aren't:
angina
cockalorum
cunctator
futtock
herpetology
jactation
jaculate
mensuration
titular
turgid
wangle

Pretty Wet Seal: bitch
Pretty Wet Seal: talk to me
Pretty Wet Seal: nooow
ShadowedFlower: um
ShadowedFlower: michelle branch annoys me
Pretty Wet Seal: same
ShadowedFlower: is is like a telletubby with boobs and a normal sized head
Pretty Wet Seal: eeeeeeeek
Pretty Wet Seal: scary pictures

ShadowedFlower: i just like eminem
ShadowedFlower: i just wish he wasnt so ugly
ifthisistaken99: he's ugly?
ShadowedFlower: duh
ShadowedFlower: he looks like a radioactive turtle
ifthisistaken99: haha thats the first time i'v heard that

SCREEN NAMES:
Shadowedflower
Spindle Spinner
Strawberrymalt7
Tambourinia
Woven Bird
Ambitious Sesame
bonna chocolata
BrassCastinette
Brown Batique
Clarity Free
Delirious Sprite
Guava Bird
Demeters Garden
Imagiala
Life Simulacrum
Lunar Solaria
mindlessdancer
modge podge
peachcobbler3
prettypinkfoot
profound bird
rice wine god
sandalwoodsmell
trop du panache

I am worth exactly: $2,007,974.00 at www.humanforsale.com
Go and find your value!

Some thoughts on pissing off your professor:
- Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
- Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
- Become entranced with your first physics lecture, and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
- Take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Sign-up Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
- Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".
- Watch the professor through binoculars.
- Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.

Sing to the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands'

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandal's growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin', bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing), bomb Iraq.

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

Alabama:	Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska:	11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona:	But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas:	Literacy Ain't Everything
California:	By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado:	If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut:	Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware:	We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida:	Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia:	We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii:	Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:	More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Illinois:	Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana:	2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa:	We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas:	First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky:	Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana:	We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine:	We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland:	If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts:	Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan:	First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota:	10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi:	Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri:	Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana:	Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska:	Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada:	Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:	Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:	You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:	Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York:	You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina:	Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota:	We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio:	At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma:	Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon:	Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania:	Cook With Coal
Rhode Island:	We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina:	Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota:	Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee:	The Educashun State
Texas:	Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah:	Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont:	Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:	Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:	Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:	One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin:	Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming:	Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!